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Joke of the Day
"Who did the pirate lose his virginity to? His first mate."
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"if you hold a turtle shell up to your ear you can hear a turtle biting on your ear you dumb idiot"
"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."
"I interned at the Dow Jones News Fund. It had its ups and downs."
"A psychic midget just escaped from prison The news report said there was a small medium at large."
"An Irishman walks out of a pub. ..."
"I need to pluck my eyebrows before they cast Eugene Levy to play me in the movie of my life."
"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."
"What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord? A Minor"
"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."