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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"
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"How do you pick up a jew? With a dustpan of course!"
"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."
"My dad asked why i have a gun in my house Is said because of the decepticons, i laughed, my dad laughed, the toaster laughed, i shot the toaster, it was a good night."
"If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape."
"I do my best speed walking when I'm trying to beat another customer to the checkout at the liquor store."
"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"
"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."
"What vegetables do plumbers hate the most? Leeks"
"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."