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Joke of the Day
"Why is the economy so bad has anyone told these guys there's always money in the banana stand"
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"Twitter's still doing that thing where I'm not funny."
"Prank Caller- Hello! is your refrigerator running?? Me- No, but the dishwasher is.. Prank Caller- Huh??? Me- Yeah my wife's out on a jog..."
"Before Twitter there was Facebook, before Facebook there was MySpace and before that I had a life."
"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."
"If someone stands you up and doesn't call, stay positive. They could be dead."
"Sharknado 3 jokes"
"Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands in the air. But how would I catch them?"
"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."
"A lawyer, a high jumper and an Irish man walk up to a bar The lawyer passed it, the high jumper jumped over it and the Irish man went in and got wasted."