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Joke of the Day

"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"

"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"

"Hillary and Donald are out in a rowboat. The boat capsizes. Who get saved? The United States of America"

"Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup"

"how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw. yee haw!!"

"Did you hear about the lesbians that built a house yeah, they didn't get any studs, it's all tongue and groove"

"The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin."

"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"

"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? It couldn't find home"