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Joke of the Day
"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"
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"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""
"What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea? I'm melting!"
"Why do people nickname Cersei's kids after sandwich meats? Because they're both in bread"
"Rehab addicts go to rehab rehab."
"What Does A Ghost Cow Say? Moo!"
"What do you give a deer with an upset stomach? Elkaseltzer."
"I once stole a simile I made out like a bandit"
"I love graphs! I used to be obsessed with them... I've calmed down now though, you've gotta draw the line somewhere"
"Conservatives keep telling me to find Jesus How am I supposed to find him if they want him sent back to mexico and want a wall to keep him out?"