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Joke of the Day

"""Hey! I don't remember all those CGI space-dudes at the reception!""--George Lucas's wife re-watching their old wedding vids."

"The worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."

"I rather have an enemy who admits they hate me, instead of a friend who secretly put me down."

"Do you know about the Chinese author who wrote a million page book? It was Wei Tu Long."

"1,3,7,9 Were murdered last night What are the odds of that happening?"

"Romeo and juliet is not a love story. It's a 3-day relationship between a 13 & 17 year old that caused 6 deaths. #readtheplay"

"Tarzan was tired when he came home. ""What have you been doing"" asked Jane. ""Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"" ""Really ?"" said Jane. ""I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"""

"Yo mama is so fat, She's a Reddit admin."

"Why do you duct tape guinea pigs? So they don't burst when you fuck them"

"What's the fat person's favourite football club? KFC."