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"*puts on strapless bra *takes an extra Prozac"
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"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""
"I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is... But the name does ring a bell."
"*attempts seductive selfie in bed *drops phone on face *chips tooth"
"Doormats are a gateway rug."
"A programmers wife tells him... A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread..."
"New research shows that birthdays are good for your health Studies suggest that people with the most birthdays live the longest"
"What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units."
"What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects."
"[answering machine] ""Hi Mom, leave a message"""