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"Just found this hillarious joke I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What do baby showers and golden showers have in common? Nothing, you sick pervert!"
"You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing."
"So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend."
"Absolutely love holding my son, I can't stop looking at him. Whoops! This is a churro. It's just a churro."
"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."
"Trump is already making good on his promise for jobs. Who else would hire Three Doors Down?"
"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"