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Joke of the Day
"What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units."
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"Q: Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar? A: He wanted to take a month off."
"Your forehead is so big you donated it to charity for shelter!"
"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"
"Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea."
"I wish robot servants were affordable already."
"A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ...""there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"" Doc says, ""Tell him I can't see him today."""
"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"
"What do you call a jackass in the mafia? A donkey."
"3 Elephants jump out of a plane, the first two hit land and the last one hits water. What sound did they make? Bum-bum tssh!"