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Joke of the Day
"""Daddy, what happens when we die?"" ""You get married and have kids"""
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"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"
"A horse walked into a bar... ...several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger of the situation."
"I realized today that my bed sheets are covered in layers of dead skin cells. It's okay though, I'm comfortable in my own skin."
"Once you start making jokes about wrestling... ...that's when you know you've hit Rock Bottom."
"Dear waiter, You messed up my order because you didn't write it down. I employed your strategy while calculating the tip. Love, David"
"A doctor says to his patient, ""I have good new and bad news..."" Patient: ""I'd like the good news first"" Doctor : ""Well, you're going to have a disease named after you..."""
"What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party? She puts her top back on and leaves."
"Three tampons walk into a bar, a kotex, a playtex, and a tampax. Which one says hello first? None, they're all stuck up bitches."
"What is a cats favorite website? Reddot.com"