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Joke of the Day

"I'm not exactly sure who Pavlov is... But the name does ring a bell."

"Eventually we'll all just have one app on our phones that electrocutes you when you stop looking at it."

"*at adoption center* ""Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"""

"I used to be a necropheliac... [NSFW] ...but then some rotten asshole split on me."

"How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan? ... Take their little stones and brooms away!"

"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'm going to be in 4 years... I don't have 2020 vision."

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."

"What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs? Starving."

"Whats a butt's favorite exercise? High Knees"

"If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot..."