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Joke of the Day

"Poor superman.he can't go commando without the whole world noticing"

"9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."

"Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers."

"How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?"

"my kid threw a tantrum at IKEA and broke over 50 wine glasses. Cost me damn near $4 to pay for them all"

"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."

"A man walks into a bar He says ""ouch!"""

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."

"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."

"I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest."