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Joke of the Day

"Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out."

"Research shows that masturbation is one of the main causes of acne. Also, acne is the main cause of masturbation."

"""Have they tried turning him off and then on again?"" - Me, suggesting a cure for Stephen Hawking."

"When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad? Because it was /r/aww"

"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."

"I was going to make a joke... But I fainted"

"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist."

"Why don't electrical engineers get girls? Because they can resistor."

"Hey Bradley Cooper's eyes: the most beautiful sky imaginable called - it wants it's color back"

"Batman: Introducing, the Robinmobile. Robin: I'm so excited! *curtain opens* Robin: Bruce, that's a car bed... Batman: You're welcome."