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Joke of the Day
"How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1.."
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"When buying baked goods I always ask myself, ""are you prepared to eat this in the parking lot?"""
"At the end of the day, it's 11:59pm."
"If someone catches me staring I quickly look to my left & right so they think ""oh that girl's not looking at ME she's looking at EVERYTHING"""
"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."
"If you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall."
"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker... ...so I told her to roll them tighter."
"Happy times with grandma One day I was eating my grandma out. Suddenly I tasted horse semen. ""I thought"" Oh yeah, that's how she died."
"NO. Absolutely not. I do not want to see your stupid cat video I've seen a billion cat vid-yeah ok let me see"
"I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor. Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint. (Sorry)"