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Joke of the Day
"My son said he didn't think Seinfeld was funny Turns out he's not the Wiz"
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"What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take? Polaroids."
"Why do blonde girls have bruises on their belly buttons? Because blonde guys are stupid too!"
"If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags."
"I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Horton heres a"" ""Horton heres a who?"" ""lol yh gud movie m8"""
"What would u do if u won the lotto? 10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo."
"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"
"*cop pulls me over* ""Sir do you-"" You a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop ""What?"" You seem cool. Wanna buy some weed? *pause* ""Yes"""
"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""