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Joke of the Day

"5/6 people agree... ...that Russian Roulette is a great way to gamble."

"Realized woman behind me at self-checkout line was from DMV. Made her wait 4 hours for her turn. Revenge is sweet."

"I had a one night stand! but way too many books to fit on it"

"What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard? A new last name."

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this."

"What do you call a gay guy who gives blowjobs? A butt-head"

"What do you call the higher-ups of the World Health Organisation? The who's-who of WHO!"

"A Trump supporter and a squirrel humping an acorn... are both fucking nuts."

"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."

"Liquor How does a prostitute hold her liquor?"