102407

Joke of the Day

"An argument with my wife is like the gas pedal on a Prius. I can put my foot down, but I don't really expect much to happen..."

"A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his owner beats him."

"I found a message in a bottle. It said: ""The girl at the end of the bar is a lot hotter than she was 2 hours ago."""

"What do you call a duck that does drugs? A quack head!"

"only thing keeping me from being stripper is about 60 pounds"

"What do you call a nun on a bicycle? virgin mobile"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."

"There are going to be a lot of drunk mosquitos tonight."

"In Hell, someone is constantly vacuuming while you're trying to explain directions to an old man."

"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."