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Joke of the Day
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
"Just a little poem for all the night owls up right now. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Go the fuck to sleep."
"BARBER: what'll it be ME: can u make me feel extremeley self-conscious for 45 minutes BARBER: u got it"
"How do you catch a rare rabbit? Unique up on it"
"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."
"What's similar between drinking American beer and screwing in in a canoe? They're both fucking near water"
"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"
"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."
"Getting my dachshund teardrop tattoos & rebranding him Lil Wein."