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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to rewrite history. History."
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"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."
"What did Obama say after his mom finished serving dinner? ""Thanks Omama."""
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"Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal? All his Chex bounced."
"What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac? You don't have to bring the flowers."
"Guy:Hey what are you doing? Girl:unzipping it Guy:why? Girl:I want to see how big it is. .. *Unzips tent and gets inside* Girl:nice, nice.."
"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"
"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"