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Joke of the Day
"If I were a girl who knew a lot about cars, I'd open up a body shop called Lady Parts."
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"What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"
"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."
"Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!"
"""Nobody move!"" - 19th century photographer"
"At least cunts are useful you're not."
"Before a long trip I drink allot of alcohol the night before. Dehydration will work for me for once."
"What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa knows to stop after three Ho's."
"Why is the leaning tower of Pisa in Italy? It's Italicized"
"Liquor probably won't fix your problems... but it's worth a shot."