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Joke of the Day

"What's is the outcome of a soccer game between Ethiopia and Jamaica? Half of the grass gets eaten and the other half gets smoked"

"Accidentally fell asleep smoking an e-cigarette and when I woke up my whole house was on the internet."

"If a Republican candidate who is hated by the GOP establishment and loathed by half the country just won the election... ...maybe Hillary should consider running as a Republican!"

"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."

"Word on the streets is.... ""LOADING ONLY"""

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" it's a great saying... but a terrible way to tell your kids that they're adopted."

"""Honey, don't try to feed ice cream to the Christmas tree,"" is a thing I literally just said."

"Good Cop: step away from the ledge Cat Cop [pushes person off] oops"

"I can't stand cripple jokes"

"What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? Disappointed."