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Joke of the Day

"Liquor probably won't fix your problems... but it's worth a shot."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, But I soon realized that toucan play that game."

"What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over? A Christian Bale"

"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."

"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley."

"Jokes are all about delivery But I'm more of a DiGiorno guy"

"""Police! Open up!"" ""No, you're gonna yell at me"""

"be careful when u talk baby talk to a baby becuase if u dont understand what ur saying u may acidentaly be declaring war in baby langauge"

"If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like ""get out of my Vulcan face"" and ""are you Vulcan kidding me?"""

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning :("