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Joke of the Day
"Hey, websites, don't worry about me. I'll accept the fuck out of your terms and conditions."
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"I totally understand how batteries feel... because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"I like to walk up to strangers and ask, ""Would you take a photo of me?"" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away."
"I'd make a joke about the Hindenberg, but... I feel like it would *crash and burn*."
"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number... She said ""sex! sex! sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"" Then her friend said,"" she means 666-3629"""
"Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)"
"What you called a fat Chinese man? Chunk"
"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"
"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."