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Joke of the Day
"Hey, websites, don't worry about me. I'll accept the fuck out of your terms and conditions."
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"Knock,Knock joke Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him."
"Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet"
"What's the definition of an Irish homosexual? One who likes women more than beer"
"Why do seagulls live by the Sea..? ..Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it."
"""I enjoy short walks to the fridge"" - Fat people personal ads"
"I've been searching for my stolen bed. And I won't rest until I find it."
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."
"Sitting on the Toilet Scrolling through dating apps while on the toilet is the best idea... etiher way you're gonna find shit."
"I'm invincible. I can not be Vinced"