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Joke of the Day

"I would tell a Sith joke... but I don't know if you like darth humor."

"When a man wants to get a tan he goes under the Sun. When a cos wants to get a tan... ...He goes under the sin."

"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."

"Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!"

"[ghost writes YOUR DEAD in condensation on bathroom mirror] ""My dead what?"" [ghost writes *YOU'RE] AAHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Q: What did the football say to the football player? A: I get a kick out of you."

"My friend was run over by a car. And man did he lose his head over it."

"Why do countries ""cut ties"" when things get tense ? So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties."

"I went to a dance. First they played 'Jump', so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted. Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out."

"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."