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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a Sith joke... but I don't know if you like darth humor."
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"Why there should be a February 30th So dentists can have a day to celebrate"
"Why did the farmer win an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""
"Anonymous doesn't hack Chuck Norris Chuck Norris can't use a computer."
"I wanted to be a pilot in the air force But they said I didn't have the right altitude."
"Life is like a bed of roses. You just have to watch out for the pricks."
"ME: gimme a double BARMAN: [places an exact replica of me on the bar] ME: no I meant a double Scotch BARMAN: [puts a kilt on my replica]"
"My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"I walked past Winnie the Pooh's grave earlier today It read *Here Lies Winnie the Dead Shit*"