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Joke of the Day
"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."
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"A man walks up to a woman [NSFW] And he asks the woman If he can pet her pussy. The woman says sure but you'll have to hold My cat."
"I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth."
"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"
"one day a soda can got crushed The next day it went to his therapist and said I'm sodapressed"
"Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing."
"A guy is at the doctors... The doctor tells him ""we're gonna need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample."" The guy says ""Doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't you just take my underwear?"""
"Why dont applebees employees wear watches? Cuz theres a clock on the microwave"
"Where do Jewish people go to think? Concentration Camps."
"Actual Critic Armani blazer: 20k Gucci shoes: 15k Tag Heuer watch: 50k Friend meets you and says ""Looking Idiot"" - Priceless"