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"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"
"""My water-bowl wasn't filled to its usual level so I stole your watch and peed in your shoes."" --Cats"
"Why does the NSA only do anal? Because they backdoor their way into everything."
"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I said I wanna watch. So they let me"
"Saw a pretty girl, asked her, ""whats your sign?"" She said stop."
"What do you call it when a comedian falls back on childish humor simply to avoid complete failure? Pun-ting"
"Elephants and a Guy Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? He's all right."
"How is a fat woman like a scooter? She's fun to ride until your friends find out."