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Joke of the Day
"My counselor suggested I take Sign language in school... She said it was pretty handy"
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"I invented a new word... Plagiarism."
"Green What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger"
"The Woods So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy ""Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared,"" Man ""How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."""
"Wanna hear a joke that ends in a cliffhanger? [deleted]"
"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"
"Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans? Because if you add even one more it gets ""2 farty""."
"What's a redditor's favorite form of math? substitution"
"It doesn't bother me when people tell me my dick is a joke. But I love it when they can take a joke."
"We've got an aviary at home... We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop. Our kestrel manoeuvres in the dark."