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"At the dinner table.. Dad: So how's college these days, kid? what classes are you taking? Kid: Intro to linguistics. Ugh, it's a shitty course. Dad: Language!"
"""Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again."" (my brain)"
"Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas this year. Luke: What, How is that possible!? Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO"
"How does Davy Crockett take his pie? A'lamode"
"Where do butt-pirates have sex? The poop deck."
"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto."
"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"
"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."