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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no black cults? Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day."
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"Dude yapping nonstop at the gym just said he works out in the afternoons to avoid people who talk. Is it okay to fling a dumbbell at him?"
"Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills? They're always looking for Grant money."
"There is so much dust on that drawer that if you sneeze on it mattress will fall out."
"""Two thumbs up!"" -man with 12 thumbs reviewing a movie he hated"
"I like my women like I like my panic attacks Ready to fuck me without a moment's notice"
"""I better pee first."" - me, before doing anything"
"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"
"I enrolled to online Private Investigator Course but they are not answering... I'm not sure if they just ignoring me or this is my first case..."
"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking."