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Joke of the Day
"I tried making jokes about people who don't go to the gym... ...but none of them worked out."
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"Why are suicide kits so hard to sell on Amazon? They never have positive reviews."
"A joke I made up when I was high: Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face? Because they're always footing the bill."
"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"
"When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: ""Guess who?"" for 2 weeks."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American."
"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still, no eye deer."