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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Sent back if it's not hot enough."

"I'd rather vote for Monica Lewinsky than Hillary Clinton... ...because at least a little bit of Bill rubbed off on Monica!"

"I once had some food cooked for me by a prostitute... ...it was a nice ho-made meal."

"Why was six afraid of the rhetorical question?"

"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."

"Why can't leopards hide? Because they are always spotted!"

"Pretty sure that ""Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"" is the kid's version of ""Saw""."

"(whispering): Siri, whose bed am I in?"

"*spills water on pants* ok don't let anyone think you peed your pants ""hey what happ--"" MY WATER BROKE, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL"

"In Gaza Strip... ...Kykes gas you!"