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Joke of the Day
"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."
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"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. Edit: missed a word"
"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."
"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"
"""Sorry I didn't reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off... Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!"""
"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."
"isn't it funny that Hillary And her entire campaign is talking shit about trump being a liar when she is still in denial about the email scandal."
"Trump made up his very own word for what he will be in less than 2 years ""Unpresidented"""
"Stop thinking that aliens are green! I mean seriously, I saw a few brown skinned Mexicans..."