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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Magician's dog? A Labracadabrador."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"Ever since I got my antivirus check done on my computer. Single Asian ladies don't wanna do it with me anymore."

"""If you have a ministry like Jesus it will probably be made up of about 12 people who don't get your illustrations, & 1 wants to kill you."""

"A police officer just knocked on my door... and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Pfft, my dogs don't even own bikes, idiot."

"I have a joke to tell. Can you reddit?"

"Boss: HR wants to see you Me: What for? Boss: Mandatory drug test Me: Oh man, I really can't do any more drugs after the weekend I had"

"*drinking my first beer with my dad* ""I can't believe you made me eat the other ones"""

"Detective: Where were you on the night- Me: Twitter Detective: Between the hour- Me: Twitter Detective: I wasn't fini- Me: Twitter"

"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."