141924
Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross the Queen and Prince Philip? Murdered in a tunnel in Paris."
Next Joke
"Shazam but for telling you the name of someone who's only just been introduced to you 5 minutes ago but you weren't listening."
"Wanna hear something ironic? Aliens abduct a fisherman"
"The Quran is like weed You burn it and you get stoned"
"[having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?"
"Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No with mustard."
"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""
"What's Canada's intelligence agency called? The C.I. Eh"
"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""
"Pete and Repete walk into a bar... Pete and Repete walk into a bar, Pete walks out. Who is left?"