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Joke of the Day

"FYI, you don't have to be a waiter in order to go in a restaurant and wander from table to table asking people, ""How's everything tasting"""

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver."

"What do you call a wanderin' nun? A Roamin' Catholic"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide? He got himself into a real stew."

"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"

"My wife was choking so I quickly googled ""how to save a life"" Was a good song to drown out the noise she was making."

"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"

"What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen? Time to get it fixed."

"Your smell is so intoxicating Your skin so soft and warm I can't wait to eat you up ~Mosquitos"

"""Mom I got a 36!"" ""On the ACT?"" ""No, the SAT!"""