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Joke of the Day

"""Mom I got a 36!"" ""On the ACT?"" ""No, the SAT!"""

"A joke about all the leaders of the countries the U.S. has invaded... [removed] > > > > > > From power."

"I was fired from the orange juice factory I just couldn't concentrate."

"What do terrorist Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction."

"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Whats the most common breakfast in Africa? Ebola cereal!"

"Hey everyone who says aliens don't exist. Explain morning people."

"I never ever make mitsakes."

"My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him."