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Joke of the Day
"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"
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"Since we're talking about Vampire jokes, here's my favorite. What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month..."
"How do you feel when there's no more coffee? depresso"
"Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease."
"*crawls towards him gets between his legs and asks* What do you want? Him-Whatever you want. Me-*gets a bowl of ice cream and turns on tv*"
"""Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Not Waldo, Waldo, Not Waldo""--Where's Waldo Audiobook"
"What do you call a vampire that eats period blood? Count Snatchula"
"Can a cigar box? No, but a tin can."
"Here's two short jokes and a long joke: joke. joke. joooooooke."