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Joke of the Day
"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"
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"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""
"""Daddy, why is it dark at night?"" It gives the ghosts and zombies a time to run around and collect little kids. Goodnight, hunny."
"What's the difference between an ""Ooh"" and an ""Aah""? About 5 inches."
"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."
"What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in."
"My current girlfriend is very similar to my last one... For instance, neither of them exist."
"What goes eek eek bang? A mouse in a minefield !"
"What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig."
"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""