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Joke of the Day

"My wife was choking so I quickly googled ""how to save a life"" Was a good song to drown out the noise she was making."

"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."

"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"

"Every time I use a public bathroom, one thought occurs...""Seriously? This many people have Sharpies on them at all times?"""

"What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card? You can't C me!"

"Mad Cow Disease So two cows are talking in a field, The first cow says ""hey man, you worried about this mad cow disease that is going around?"" The second cow says ""Naw bro, I'm a helicopter."""

"Ever wonder why people pay so much for their electricity bill? CON Edison."

"I walked into a locker room today, and saw a bunch of members of Donald Trump's new administration standing around completely nude... ... I've never seen so many Goldman sacks!"

"Rock Joke... A rock asked a girl to be his girlfriend. The girl said ""Wow, I'm flattened!"" (Geddit? XD)"

"Its funny how your parents tell you its their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too."