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Joke of the Day

"Driving I was driving in the city, when I got the Sun in my eyes. Damn Paparazzi."

"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."

"Me and my wife are like Catdog... Inseparable since birth."

"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"

"I don't get why my dad talks on a phone. He's so loud all he has to do is open the window and they can hear him."

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"

"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."

"The fireworks have been over for hours but Rex is still barking, which is weird because he's 12 years old and not a dog. Weird little kid."

"Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once"

"It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are."