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Joke of the Day

"Pretty lame how horses and dogs don't capitalize on their ability to wear 2 pairs of jean shorts at once"

"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"

"I'm not saying I'm a bad cook. But how long does pasta stay in the toaster?"

"Mixologists, bartenders, how to make a smoky manhattan? You fly a plane into the WTC"

"What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot? What's that noise?"

"I don't smoke to be cool, I smoke so no one asks me to hold their baby."

"I had sex in an orchard today. I came in cider."

"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"

"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."

"Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools? Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason."