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Joke of the Day

"Me and my wife are like Catdog... Inseparable since birth."

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"A wig walks into a bar. A wig walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a pint. Bartender replies ""No way man!"" Wig ""Why not?"" Bartender ""Have you seen yourself? You're off your head!"" ;D"

"Right about now, Sarah Palin is sipping coffee and picking her next factually incorrect thing to say. And Glenn Beck is chasing a squirrel."

"The Karate Kid would be a shorter movie if Daniel had just bought a gun."

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood? Going inside to ask for a coat hanger."

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"My dick was once in the book of world records... But then I got kicked out of the library."

"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams it!"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You pull the pin and throw it back."