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Joke of the Day

"It would be awesome to have friends as committed to keeping in touch as much as bill collectors are."

"What would you do if you were a ghost?"

"My grandfather had a stroke this week.. He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself."

"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."

"What do you call a duck on a rampage? Amok"

"People who say ""Don't shit where you eat"" have clearly never heard of Chipotle"

"What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired"

"I just cut my mouth on a potato chip. People in third world countries are so lucky they don't have to worry about this happening to them."

"Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants? Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to /u/Diablo182"

"What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis."