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Joke of the Day

"A limerick... there was a young vampire called mable. Whose periods were always quite stable. Every full moon, She'd pull out a spoon And drink herself under the table"

"I just found out that the reptile I had sex with last night had an STD Now I have a dino-sore"

"Is this how you reddit ? I threw my old Ironing board out and have started using Katie Price instead. Her legs are easier to open."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *cough* *choke* *gargle*"

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason,"" I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand."

"I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it."

"So I proposed to my girlfriend at a funeral today. She wasn't happy. Apparently I killed the mood."

"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"

"Joke Trade You post a joke, i will (hopefully) make a thread out of it with other jokes or at the very least post One response that is related. Lets trade!"