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Joke of the Day

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"Shoutout to people who don't know what the opposite of in is. I'll give you some time for this one."
"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"
"You want the good Dorne plotline... ...but you get da bad pussay"
"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"A Grek and an Italian go into a restaurant Who pays? The German. Haha"
"What does a sick bird need? Tweetment."
"UBER: Sounds better than ""Let's get in this strange man's car!"""
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8, 9, 11, 12"
"[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY"