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Joke of the Day

"Is this how you reddit ? I threw my old Ironing board out and have started using Katie Price instead. Her legs are easier to open."

"The Welsh are a very shy people They're really quite sheepish..."

"How does a girl get a guy to eat shit? She wipes back to front."

"INTERVIEWER: Would you like a donut? ME: *takes three* I: Um, ok, what's your greatest strength? ME: [grabbing two more donuts] Self-control"

"Are there any medium rappers? They're always big or lil"

"I will not be stepping down as moderator for this sub-reddit, and here is why. I wasn't one in the first place."

"Just beat Guitar Hero on expert in case anyone is looking for a virgin to sacrifice before midnight."

"Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch."

"I made two New Year's resolutions: my first is to stop procrastinating I'll make my second one later"

"A boy and his mother passed a cemetery. The boy saw a gravestone read 'Here lies an honest lawyer'. He said to his mother ""I thought Gandhi was cremated."""