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Joke of the Day
"I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it."
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"What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?"
"I always put both of my arms inside of my shirt when I'm pulled over because most officers will go easy on drivers who don't have any arms."
"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb? You don't need to, they glow in the dark."
"Why did the chicken run across the road? Because walking is for suckers."
"My kid throwing her toast out the car window was more badass than anything I've done in the last 10 years."
"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"
"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."
"The wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof."
"Young Forever Nutritionists say people who eat less tend to be younger in appearance. It is true. One of my friends hadn't eaten for 10 days, he's forever 25 years old now."