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Joke of the Day
"Horses are nice, they're like motorcycles you can pet"
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"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."
"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."
"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."
"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."
"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"
"Roses are red, violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem writes you"
"CAMPING TIP: If you get lost in the woods, a compass can help you get lost more north."
"I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes."
"Geography joke from my son Him: What's the capitol of Switzerland? Me: Ummm, Geneva? Him: Nope!.... BERN!!!!"