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Joke of the Day

"I think at my age the next tattoo will be more responsible like a dragon across my back but doing his taxes."

"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""

"Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers."

"TIL that although Sting has been missing for a week... The Police still have no lead"

"Did you hear about the U2 benefit concert? It was pro bono."

"I've read Plumbing for idiots' twice and I still haven't got a clue what I'm doing. I guess it's going to take another few reads before this sinks in."

"My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played"

"What's the difference between anal sex and an oven? The oven doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled group... Perhaps calling it 'spastic on elastic' wasn't one of my greatest ideas..."

"A Priest and a Rabbi walk in a bar... and they say to each other ""what is this, a joke?"""