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Joke of the Day

"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."

"How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian? Look at her beaver."

"How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass? Irresistible."

"The US has so many disasters You would almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"I haven't been doing so well at the poop assembly line... My manager said if I don't pull my shit together soon I'll be fired."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-o-puss"

"Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa? Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you."

"*checks pockets for phone 53 times before jumping in pool* *skinny dips to be on the safe side*"

"I need to polish up on my flirting skills... Hej kochanie, chcesz niektore pieprzy?"

"My family is getting worried about my consumption of deli meats, and I'm not sure what to do... They're trying to pressure me into quitting cold turkey!"