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Joke of the Day

"Why do SJW's hate Programmers? They objectify everything."

"Why does Santa have a huge sack? Because he only comes once a year."

"My wife has two weeks left to live... Then I'm going to stab her."

"On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction. As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway."

"They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?"

"how many calories does hating your job burn"

"Come over to the Nerd side... We have Pi."

"I recently started playing the triangle for a reggae band... ...I just stand at the back and ting..."

"Difference between a 4 year old and a nightclub? I don't need a bottle of lube to get into a nightclub."

"How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date!"