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Joke of the Day
"The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool."
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"Whooooaaaa, I'm halfway therrreee WHOOOAAAA, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRRR Take this wig, we'll fake it I swearrrrr WHOAOHH, LOSING ALL MY HAIRRR"
"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."
"Chuck Norris wanted to make jokes great again So he bought a trumpet for every time we make an horrible pun."
"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""
"What do we want? ROCK HARD ABS! When do we want them? THE DAY AFTER THE HOLIDAYS ARE OVER!"
"What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry? They've both been known to blow a little dope."
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"I wonder if anyone ever looked Jesus in the face and saw a piece of toast."
"Rob Ford..too soon? *Some* people though it would be nice if Rob Ford could be mayor for tumor years."